Friday, April 8, 2011

Beach Blanket Bozo

We had a beautiful sunny day in Florida so we hit the beach. I'm hanging out, lounging, you know, your basic beach stuff. I notice that the ruffle on the front of my tankini bottoms is not quite as I look further I realize that my bottoms are on inside-out.....ok that in itself is a little troublesome.... but then it hits me..........Ohhhh laaawwwd please don't have that white lining in the crotchical region of this bathing suit in full view for all so see! Then what??!! I've been walking around with the white lining thing all flailling about in the wind all day...come on!.... So I had to do the very discrete la..laaa..laaa, I'm just going to look for something in the sand and do a quick check of the nethers........Alas no lining hanging out.....whew! And then my friend says, "are those tags hanging out the back of your suit?" "Why yes they are, please take a picture so I can blog about it."

And here we are.


  1. OMG!!! You are a riot! I can't believe you posted a picture of your bum on here! Too funny!

  2. I just saw a lady at the Rec center walking around the pool on Sunday and she had her top on inside out so the bra liner was all sticking out and tags in the back...I was thinking....really? LOL...funny to see you did the same with your bottoms!

  3. Any woman who willingly posts a picture of her backside on her blog so others can laugh at her is my hero. You. Are. Awesome!

  4. you are a hoot!!! you always put a smile on my face!

  5. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOOOOOO funny!!!

  6. The fact that you are IN a bathing suit rocks.
    The fact that you are fit enough to BE in one
    is awesome! WISH I were!! I say who cares if it's inside're saving the fabric from all that
    sun damage and fading..something a true thrifter
    might do?! You go, girl..I nearly left the Phoenix airport yesterday with a toilet paper tail..we love ya! -ann

  7. Thank goodness no white crotch lining! I'm glad you shared this - I dropped by my office for a quick moment the other day, and after I left, I noticed my tee was on inside out. The tag was sticking out of the side seam, so I'm sure someone must have seen it. Embarrassing!