Friday, February 17, 2012
Commercials that make me want to throw up.
Secondly, my mom would kill me dead for going with some strange person into an abandoned warehouse blindfolded. Hello girls! Apparently you don't watch the ID channel obsessively. Anyone who watches 48 Hours Mystery re-runs over and over even though you know the husband did it, and then watch it again anyway, knows that you never go anywhere wearing a blindfold and then sniff a couch cushion. I panic when this commercial comes on...I can't change the channel fast enough!
The other offenders are the kitty litter commercials. Those of us who do not have kitties are pretty shocked to know that you are removing clumped up cat urine without throwing up and having to take a well deserved nap following a detox shower of Purell.
And did that Shitchky nut job just say "problems with a shedding p__s_y?" (yes like a cat) Why is it that advertisers think a person screaming at us with a British or Australian accent will make us run to the phone to buy his jacked up on speed whatever-your-selling? Whoever created the DVR is a freaking genius. I never want to watch another commercial again.