OK since you asked: Here is She Said/ He Said
Me: Don't use the blender because the glass has a slight crack in it...
Him: Ok, will you pick up a new blender...(not at the GDub)
Fast Forward.....(I forgot to pick up blender.....go to the gym....)
Him: Decides to use the blender anyway...(well I forgot to get a new one I will give him that)...puts ALL the fixins in the blender to make a smoothie...Blender glass explodes, he's not sure of the details, but perhaps he tried to "catch" the glass.......blood and smoothie all over the kitchen.....younger son (15) cleans the wound, patches him up, mops up the blood and gore with three beach towels.......then calls my cell phone which is sitting on our kitchen counter. oopsie
Me: I'm at the gym doing some serious Zumba moves working up a glistening glow....(and by glow I mean sweat running down my nose and onto my shirt)...Oh and I have naturally curly (and by curly I mean frizzy) hair......come home with a very frizzy, home perm, looking scenario on my head.....wait, did I mention I was wearing gym shorts and a super-hero t-shirt of my sons?.........Take my husband to the ER.......they stitch him up.....I fret over my jacked up hair/ outfit being seen in public......
Him: Let's stop by Costco on the way home to buy a blender so I can make another smoothie.
Way to get back on the horse!!